Tuesday, December 13, 2005

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? (*hey, I'm guilty of it*)
• Why do banks charge a fee for"insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? (*True..true..true...Sedut my $$$ jer...*)
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? (* I happens sometimes*)
• If money doesn't grow on tree, why do banks have branches? (*hmmm..good thinking*)
• Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? (Ya hor....how come? *Scratch head*)
• If the temperature is zero and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? (*zero times 2?*)