THE MEN DON'T GET IT, DO THEY?
Enell had me on while we were on the way to dinner yesterday.
He was so happy replaying his moments of
'Girls' fav. answers to boyfriends' without me realising the fun of it.
He told me to go home and read the email he sent me.
So i went home, checked the email and found the answer.
Cheh....
Very funny, hor? Dear?
3 Answers that scared men the most!
1）WhateverMen:
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2）Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don’t u feel tired?
Men: Then we find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: So, what you suggest then?
Women: Anything!!!
3）You decide
Men: Then we just go home lor
Women: You decide
Men: Let’s take a bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want lah
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything(Look around... if no one is here, just 'kill' her....)
Ok.
I admit, dear.
I'm so guilty of it...
But, dear...
You and the men should know that,
The meaning of whatever, anything and you decide in Women's dictionary,
is for the men to keep on guessing until they match the answer that the women had already
in their mind.
Example, dear...
Dear: What shall we eat for dinner?
Me: Whatever(this is innocent whatever)
Dear: Ayam penyet ah?
Me: Huh? Don't want lah...(this time got answer in mind-mee soto(tongseng))
Dear: Then what?
Me: Whatever( in mind-mee soto lah)
Dear: Go KFC?
Me: shakes head.
Dear: Then what?
Me: Whatever(in mind, mee soto lah. So easy to guess!)
Dear: Go back and eat lah..
Me: Eh! Don't want lah...meet is to eat outside not at home
(in head, Mee soto lah.Aiyoh!! Like that also don't know?!)
Dear: Then how? Ayam penyet-don't want, KFC don't want, then what?
Me: Anything lah..!!(already sulking *slams forehead* - imagine strangling the bf...)
Hahaha...
Must be stressful, is it dear?
Before you think you're safe already, think again.
The appetite is not always mee soto, you know.
So keep on the guessing game.
.:
10:55 PM :.
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